First, if you see something you have and want to make me a trade, please read what i already have first.

 

Second, If i want it it is on this here list, DONT e-mail me and tell me that you will trade me this rare ass Dog Faced Dingo Breath 7" that has a guy whose girlfriend slept with Danzig's cousin on it playing triangle and make me look like an asshole for saying NO to you.

 

Third, PLEASE don't email me offering money for my stuff, if I wanted money it would be on e-bay, unless you are willing to offer some stupid rediculous amount.. well over the $100 mark. then we can talk

 

Fourth, I am not a stickler for mint condition, but i like things in respectable condition, this means that I don't want it with some bitches phone number scrawled on the back or taped over the last half of the Broncos playoff game or looking like it was witness to the coming of the apocalypse...be reasonable here. and NO FUCKING AUDIO CASSETTES. especially not ones of Metallica badly raping Misfits songs..

 

Fifth, unless your name happens to be Glenn Danzig, I will not deal in autographs. I will not trade for yours and I will not trade mine, NO EXCEPTIONS.

 

Finally, I swear, even though i have these rules I am not a bastard, and in most circumstances something can be worked out. I like to trade, just not with idiots and morons and thieves and jackasses.

thank you and enjoy.